Miley Cyrus & reporters

I would often find myself, at the age of  17, at midnight, running down a dark street on my own with 10 men chasing me.
And the fact they had cameras in their hands made that legal.

Franklin P. Jones on the cost of legal advice

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Mary Roberts Rinehart on lawyers

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

Gavin Rossdale on rich lawyers

The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers.
I think we made a couple of them rich.

George Soros on " Who most benefits from keeping marijuana illegal?"

Who most benefits from keeping marijuana illegal?
The greatest beneficiaries are the major criminal organizations in Mexico and elsewhere that earn billions of dollars annually from this illicit trade - and who would rapidly lose their competitive advantage if marijuana were a legal commodity.

The vicar, bank manager and lawyer.

A rich, dying man, laid on his deathbed, requested to be joined at his bedside by his vicar, his bank manager and his lawyer. He instructed them that he wished to be buried, when he finally passed away, along with all his money. He gave each of them fifty thousand pounds and asked them to throw the money on top of his coffin, in the burial plot, when he died.

A couple of days later the old man passed away and was buried within the week. At the wake, the three men were chatting and the vicar was suddenly overcome with guilt. He confessed to the other two that he had only thrown only half of the money onto the coffin, as the church needed urgent repairs to the roof.

The bank manager thought, ‘What the heck if we are having a confession,’ and told the other two men that he had also only thrown half the money in, as the ‘Credit Crunch’ was hitting hard and he needed some money for the bank to stop it going bust.

The lawyer jumped up and said to the other two, ‘I think that is a shameful act on both of you. I threw a cheque in for the full amount!”