The "cheapo make-shift know-it- all law employee but not a lawyer, person!"

A friend was so pissed with someone , she wanted to sue him. Guess what she did? She called me of course- the "cheapo make-shift know-it- all law employee but not a lawyer, person!" 

She wants my opinion! Wow... everyone wants my "free opinion". My Boss the Big-Time-Lawyer, said : In law, nothing is certain but the expense. That's what I told her & now she's angry with me as well.